corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

death-by-lulz:

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

talkativeprovocative:

every fandom ever

i think the fact that this is emma stone makes it even more appropriate

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

sluttyoliveoil:

when cool blogs follow me i get so nervous like is this funny post yes will reblog this picture ha ha laughs

everyholmesneedshiswatson:

hiddlestalker:

oh god you can see mycroft looking back at the days of young and happy sherlock

This breaks my heart because Little baby Sherlock probably made Mycroft play pirate with him and now Mycroft is just sitting there thinking of all the times he didn’t play with him and he just sits there and  sobs and omg bby 

nopestiel:

^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}

katiannakokkinou:

oh my god what is going on i’m laughing so much

• Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
• Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
• Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.

andrysb24:

when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

bebroom:

A woman’s body is not for you. If she wants to cover it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. If she wants to expose it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. It is not an indication of her self-respect, but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.