justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

(Source: ditchtheworldd)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte)

nxgini:

my heart says no and luckily so does my mum

(Source: supnikita)

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

(Source: donrickles)

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

(Source: shawtysdead)

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6)

polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

(Source: sparkedsky)

(Source: elphabaupland)