If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
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i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
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where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
the hell is this
a good fucking time
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"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
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what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
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