those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"the fact that i am laying on your face means nothing"
how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed
will u ever be proud of me mom
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
(Source: meidosuji, via bananarichter)
“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
if you leave your dog in a hot car this summer i will break your window and steal your dog and become the puppy master of all the dogs that i rescue