You can call me the Doctor

Jun 19

nopestiel:

^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}

(via consulting-timelord-in-camelot)

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• Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
• Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
• Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.

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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

(Source: tactiletk, via how-about-nein)

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bebroom:

A woman’s body is not for you. If she wants to cover it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. If she wants to expose it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. It is not an indication of her self-respect, but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.

(via asyouwishmasterstyles)

takerneaway:

Shoot I forgot to take the change out of my pocket

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phenomenallyextraordinary123:

lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

(via always-kneeling)

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death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

(Source: causings, via hotguysandpizza)

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dorltos:

happy fathers day to jimmy novak who gave up his body so his little girl didnt have to be a vessel 

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themiddleoftheride:

partridgeinadekutree:

okoenig:

whats the difference between me and a calendar? 

a calendar has dates 

also the calender isn’t a human being 

Thank you Castiel.

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