You can call me the Doctor

Aug 31

justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

(Source: ditchtheworldd, via xxxggxxx)

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via consensualbuttflicking)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte, via crunchier)

nxgini:

my heart says no and luckily so does my mum

(Source: supnikita, via andrewscottinmypants)

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"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

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(via rosesalltheray)

bunnyfood:


I want a platypus. 

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thanks-for-the-hiatus-being-over)

srsfunny:

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srsfunny:

Straight Line Artwork
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

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paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

(Source: shawtysdead, via url-coming-soon)

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6, via rubee)

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polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

(Source: sparkedsky, via theblackship)

(Source: elphabaupland, via theatregeeksobsession)