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Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
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happy fathers day to jimmy novak who gave up his body so his little girl didnt have to be a vessel
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whats the difference between me and a calendar?
a calendar has dates
also the calender isn’t a human being
Thank you Castiel.
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8 years ago 9th regenerated to 10th and we met David Tennant as The Doctor. June 18th 2005 <3
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
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white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
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anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time