most accurate weather in the world.
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1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
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before and after injecting 1 meth
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can we address the elephant in the room
its really rude to talk about girls like that
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if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
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-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-